meadovv:

quitting my job to focus on getting sluttier

(via unclefather)

camalilium:

me: I love minding my own business!

something: happens

me:

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rapunzel-corona-lite:

I need to stop getting on scottish twitter cuz i be wanting to laugh mad hard in class

(via thecommonchick)

flynnisthename:

topazpearl:

akamxru:

red is such an edgy color but its also like. the color of love and cherries and valentines day and its so lovely and fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you shadow the hedgehog!!!!!!!!

They had us in the second half too you fucking coward

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viridiandnd:

viridiandnd:

viridiandnd:

Why is it that in almost every D&D group I’m in, SOMEONE wants to have a joke character. And no, I don’t mean like a choatic neutral bard or something, I mean a goddamn chicken. You wanna be a fucking chicken??? A CHICKEN???

I SPENT SO MANY HOURS CRAFTING HOMEBREW RACES, AND CLASSES AND SHIT AND YOU WANNA BE A NORMAL FUCKING CHICKEN WITH A BIG SWORD??? REALLY???? REALLLLYYYY????

So no, I don’t really mind bards.

Me talking to new player: So what race and class did you decide?

Him: Umm a rouge and uuuuuh bird person.

Me: Oh an Aarakocra?

Him: A what? No, like I’m still small but … like a bird furry.

Me: A small … bird furry

Him: Yeah like a coupla inches tall … but my knives are normal size.

Me:

(via sludgebat)